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Hot Dog Flag T-Shirt
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Four hot dogs. Four bars. Zero nutritional integrity.
The Hot Dawg T-Shirt takes an instantly familiar piece of punk iconography and gives it the culinary treatment nobody asked for.
Four beautifully dressed hot dogs. No explanation. No vegetables. Just a funny hot dog shirt for people whose interests fall somewhere between loud music and questionable meat.
Wear it to a show. Wear it to a cookout. Wear it while standing next to the grill with your arms crossed like you're waiting for the breakdown.
Whether you call them hot dogs, hot dawgs, franks, wieners, or glizzies, we'll just call it good old-fashioned American fun!
T-Shirt Details
- Soft, lightweight unisex jersey T-shirt
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton*
- 4.2 oz. lightweight fabric
- Classic unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder taping for added durability
- True to size for a classic fit
- Size up for a relaxed, oversized fit
*Fiber content may vary by color.